Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
Get the Shoe Ballsmug. by Iomandala August 15, 2007
Get the cloud shoesmug. On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.
Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...
by Apecicle April 12, 2010
Get the Porcelain Shoesmug. by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018
Get the E-shoesmug. by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
Get the Medgit shoesmug. 1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.
2) What you do at night.
2) What you do at night.
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
Get the night shoesmug. My girlfriend realized she forgot her Vegas shoes when we got to the hotel. I guess she'll have bare feet up in the air tonight.
by figbush May 1, 2013
Get the Vegas Shoesmug.