cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by anonymous May 26, 2021

COB LLC

Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.

COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.

by BAYSEAK March 17, 2022

COB

Cum on Boobs

My escort allowed me to COB when I was done.

by King-Sama4U2NV November 1, 2022

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Cob

Anybody named Cob is the definition of a fucking loser. They have zero good traits.

Fuck Cob's bitch ass

by KingCob July 11, 2021