by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010
Get the hooded goblin mug.The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.
by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019
Get the Riding Goblin mug.A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.
All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
Get the content goblin mug.A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
Get the Poop Goblin mug.A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.
“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”
by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022
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Get the Goblin Spit mug.A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
by crusoe90 March 28, 2017
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