loose change

Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.

Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.

by QuacksO November 14, 2021

Loose gravel

One who back pedal. Hops homies is full of melovolance. Like when you have to much ketchup on your burgerabd thr bun slides off

That girls all bad for you she's loose gravel .

by Cuukie monster April 27, 2020

Loose Fit

Something that sort of belongs in a category, but not exactly.

That video of a kid falling down the stairs is kind of loose fit for r/childrenfallingover.

by burgersashimi September 29, 2022

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014