Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

Oklahoma glow worm

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.

Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!

by Foolishbean April 4, 2023

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.

Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!

by Crapfeces December 20, 2023