You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

not pull any punches

To speak truthfully, without brown nosing or without being patronizing or without being sensitive and kind.

Susan did not pull any punches when she told Bobby what she thought of him running over her brother in the living room when Bobby was drunk and high on drugs and put the car in drive instead of reverse.

Yea, she tends to use a sledge hammer and nail to driver her point in.

I guess she figures it will stick to him that way.

by mlhiss May 12, 2008

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)

Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

by applefloss April 23, 2009

Not the daddy dance

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)

Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.

by Dirty V May 13, 2006

I am not at liberty to say.

I do not have the freedom to divulge (make known) that information.

Jane: "Hey John, you were in that business meeting with Phil. Why did he lose his job?"

John: "Sorry, Jane; I am not at liberty to say."

by RhinoSoarUs January 4, 2012