petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011

Deer

Dumb ass animals that taste hella fucking good and you shot

I got that son of a bitch, who, the fucking deer

by Deer slayer 9000 November 24, 2021

Deer

A rumnant bastard that needs to be killed with a .270 rifle

Cleetus - Hey man, I killed me a deer just the other day!

Clint - was it big?

Cleetus - Yup, got me a big ole buck!

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023

Deer

A dick.

Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.

by Balatro February 19, 2023

Baby deer legs

After u bang your lover so good that if she trys to walk rite after her legs will be all wabully like when a baby deer trys to stand for the first time

I gave her the dick so good when she tried to stand up rite after but she had baby deer legs

by Bobbym209 January 27, 2024