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noob

1, a derisive term used to describe a person who has not wasted their life on a given subject by someone who has

2, a person who has seen the sun today

3, a person who is not easily fixated by blinking lights and sound effects

4, someone you should aspire to be like or emulate

5, a person who can reproduce without resorting to cloning or asexual reproduction
that noob didnt know how to find the hidden level in the game
by go outside sometime sadsack April 10, 2011
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noob

noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.
janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)
by cathi robertson August 5, 2008
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Noob

a faggot who doesn't know how to play a shitty game because they don't know what youtube means
You fucking noob, you should learn how this game works faggot.
by MusicallyIsTheBestAppEver March 24, 2017
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Noob

by TheYellowPotato July 3, 2021
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Noob

Noob or the words in the title remain un-known by older people but an exception of the meaning of the word is known by young people of the human species.

Noobs are real but a lot aren't actually noobs people who are a noob actually use a different way of communicating with people and other noobs this language is usually referred to as "Noobish" (Example Noobish "H1 TH3R3 W4T D0 U W4N7 70D4Y Y4 L1771E N00B?1/" English translation "HI THERE WHAT DO YOU WANT TODAY YOU LITTLE NOOB?!?") That is an example of noobish.
Noob is a word often used in online games(ROBLOX,Minecraft,RuneScape,Call Of Duty,etc) It describes a new player to the game in a true form of "Newb or Newbie" But some people use it as an offense to people who are bad at a game.
by Nicell April 13, 2015
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noob

by The smartest kid you'll meet. September 22, 2020
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noob

A typically infantile term devised by basement dwellers (aka nerds) to identify anyone that does not share their habitat.
You're such a noob. Which is basically a compliment.
by feryl February 9, 2013
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