Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.
Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him
by Animal man March 23, 2013
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Brother Jumper

Basically a homie hopper that is doing it between brothers.
She fucked both brothers, she’s a brother jumper
by Jacksonornot November 23, 2024
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cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.
by jess312 July 20, 2021
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jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.
Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!
by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016
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jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope
Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!
by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018
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hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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