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nintendo labo

Do you have the nintendo labo? No, its fucking cardboard.
by Nickawesomess May 9, 2018
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Nintendo DS Lite

Nintendo's re-design of their latest handheld. New features include:

- Smaller size - The DS Lite measures 133mm wide, 73.9mm high and 21.5mm deep at 215 grams in weight. This makes it 42% smaller and 21% lighter than the original DS. The screens are the same size.
- Four brightness levels, of which the brightest is extremily bright.
- Larger stylus
- Shiny future-esque finish available in White, Black, and Light Blue. These are the launch colors, and Nintendo will very likely release more colors as time goes on.
- Improved Wi-Fi capabilities (hardware only)
- Button layout change (Start, Select, Power)
- Region Free, as is the original DS
- Increased Touch Screen sensitivity

Other than the above revisions to the system, the DS Lite is essentially the same system. The same, except more addictive. Do not buy one of these unless you actually have the have time to waste. This little piece of awesomeness is notorious for eating up time like pac-man pigs out on pac-pellets.

This is made especially more true because of the backwards compatibility: with access to the huge library of GBA games and the growing library of DS games with Wi-Fi enabled features, you are guaranteed to spend as much time as you possibly can playing with your Nintendo DS Lite, spamming Urban Dictionary and online forums about PSP, and being an utter annoyance to people who brag about their PSPs, and anyone who thinks the PlayStation series doesn't suck; sometimes, you'll find yourself doing all of those things at the same time.
I'm going to go play Metroid Prime Hunters, Pokemon Diamond, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and Mario Kart Super Circuit on my DS with my other DS addicted friends, while simultaneously waiting six months for FFTA 2 to come out, so I can go play Metroid, Pokemon, FFTA 2, and Mario Kart DS on my Nintendo DS Lite with said DS addicted friends.
by aka_Pyro August 1, 2007
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Nintendo Swe

A person who faps all day while playing on the computer.
Wow, he is on the computer all day, and his computer is sticky, what a Nintendo Swe.
by Hi222 February 13, 2009
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Nintendo Nsider Forums

A forum in which fans of Nintendo fans can gather to talk about Nintendo. Too bad that the moderators are jerks, and the forum is inteneded for little 7 year olds. The rules say it all. Why, you can get banned for anything not talking about playing with the Action League dolls.
I was banned from the NSider forums for mentioning that PSP graphics are better than the DS graphics.
by JAKE_SNICKET July 21, 2005
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Nintendrone

a person (typically someone born before 2000) who only plays games old nintendo games (Nintendo 64 and below) and thinks that all games that have no association with Nintendo are horrible games.
someone who plays only old Nintendo consoles and old Nintendo games is a Nintendrone.
by ourworldtoday March 5, 2013
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nintendo

Slang for any box connected to a tv to play games.
Kid A: Hey lets go play nintendo...
Kid B: Yeah deathmatch halo maing..
by steven hilton iv August 12, 2006
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Nintendo Revolution

The older name of the Wii the Nintendo revolution was to be in differrent colors such as,green,black,blue,white,and red. There were aso differrent accesories at the time the Nintendo Revolution had a controller the size suitable for a grown man or women not children it had a differrent button layout and was a lil unsafe with the "nunchuck" Nintendo Revolution's nunchuck was essentually the same except the plug in. The newer Wii have two notches on each side that lock into thw Wiimote instead of a flat surface that goes in.Nintendo Revolution had something in common with the PS3. Not name changing but color and and controller. The original idea of PS3 was a Satin silver 40GB system that was soupossed to be backwards compatible. The PS3 that is out today is a black 40GB non-backwards compatible system the older PS3 is a 60Gb backwards compatible system only. Th original dea had a large "boomerang" controller that upseted many Sony enthusiasts. It actually looked like a double edged dildo. The newer version has the original controller button layout and feel except for a dashboard button in the middle and "trigger" L2 and R2 buttons
I put a reservation on a Nintendo Revolution and got something called a Wii.
by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 31, 2008
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