J-Hope

The cutest ray of sunshine ever to exist in BTS. Laughs like sunshine, smiles like sunshine, is sunshine. Often shipped with Min Yoongi in "Sope".

Friend: Who's your bias?
Me: J-Hope.

by shooky-suga February 15, 2021

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Lust Hoping

the act of hoping to have sexual intercourse with somebody that you meet, the word LUST replacing the word JUST

Just Hoping ->Lust hoping

Guy: "so what are you doing tonight"
girl: "oh nothing why?"
Guy: "well, I was lust hoping that maybe you could come over later"

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 21, 2010

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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

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An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

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J-HOPE

JHOPE IS MY SUNSHINE. HE IS MY HOPE. HE LOVES HAMBURGER AND SPRITE. HE DANCE VERY WELL. HE IS ALSO GOOD AT RAPPING. AND HIS VOCALS ARE AMAZING. HE IS VERY VERY VERY HANDSOME AND FUNNY. HIS LAUGH IS LIKE A MUSIC TO MY EAR. SO PLEASE STAN J-HOPE AND LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART BECAUSE OTHERS ARE SAYING THAT HIS FACE IS LIKE A HORSE, THE HELLLLLLLL.... THAT'S NOT TRUE..... OKAYYYY THAT'S ALL. STREAM DYNAMITE JUSEYO.

"I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm j-hope."

"I hate snakue."

"Hamburger and sprite."

"Only english speakue"

"Introduce your selfue."

" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope

"Dirty water touch my faceu"

by LALAHOSEOK October 21, 2020

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