Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

Mysterious monolith

The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.

The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.

A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.

No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.

by Option 22 December 7, 2020

Mystery shopper

Another word for a secret shopper.

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job

by Jozéy January 1, 2021

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021