mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

Mysterious hole

Mysterious hole is a place you should never visit, never say this word unless you are wanting to be lonely. Just like Lewis please reader learn from his mistake, don't be a Lewis be a Ethan.

Have you ever used a sex toy aka should something up the mysterious hole

by MilkshakeMan30 October 20, 2021

mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

Mystery spot

When you leave unknown juices on someone else's couch, and nobody knows what the substance is.

Man, I mystery spotted last year and people STILL be makin' fun of me!

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

mysterious

ovia

you are not mysterious

by olivia_longbottom May 1, 2023