Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.

Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

mystery night

On November 18

When people ( kids) throw egg at other people doors mystery night

by Kiyah. November 17, 2021

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022