Dropped the ball on my ass 

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

Dropped the ball on my ass by glennasaurus October 8, 2010

whistling through my ass 

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.

Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?

whistling through my ass by Jotinmick March 24, 2016

Dick In My Ass 

A carnal craving...

I have a craving for dick in my ass!

Dick In My Ass by LetherG November 27, 2019

Jump up my ass 

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

Jump up my ass by the dame duck May 15, 2009

french kiss my ass 

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.

you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.

french kiss my ass by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

fries my ass 

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.

"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."

fries my ass by mr_dog October 11, 2007

Stop My ass is Burning! 

Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.

You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!

Stop My ass is Burning! by Epicity June 12, 2008