mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 12, 2010

mustachioville

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.

I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!

by JesAndMel November 18, 2009

mustard slick

When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.

That bitch is a straight mustard slick

by Jlo 2334 July 1, 2015

Mustang Cat

When a tranny slips on a fake camel toe to go out for the night, then goes home with a poor unsuspecting man only to reveal that tranny cock followed by prison rape

Did you hear what happen to Matt? He picked up a Mustang Cat from the bar last night!!

by -3P- June 1, 2016

Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

mustachrry

that’s how fans call harry styles with mustache. mustachrry is one of the best eras but a lot of people don’t think that because they’re tasteless. mustachrry is hot and you’re not go cry about it

«mustachrry could step on me and i’d thank him»
«MUSTACHRRY IS BACK MFS»
«mustachrry is a gift from god»

by marriedtolhl June 28, 2021