muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 28, 2010

muddy foley

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy foley? I will pay you.

by Kevin Foley August 30, 2008

muddy water

Sexual act involving a male urinating into a females open rectum.

Brad: Dude, it was the first time we had sex and she let me do the muddy water on her.

John: No way man! Shes a keeper.

by El Kabong Numero 2 May 8, 2009

Muddy Banana

An unknown term to most, except for the Administrators of the MMORPG "City Of Heroes". I got my friends account blocked for 3 days for saying it. Mwahaha!

You are a Muddy Banana! (then you get blocked by COH admin)

by Theoleander December 28, 2004

Muddy Drip

Spitting chewing tobacco on females back during sexual intercourse.

The buhl threw in a huge lip before banging this chick. Then while doggy stylin her, he gave her the muddy drip, useing her back as a spatter.

by Jes Mancini May 16, 2011

muddy canyon

When a girl spreads her tits, a guy shits between them, the girl presses her tits together and he titfucks her.

My best gal pal heard about the muddy canyon online, then had to try it, the slut.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

muddy hiking

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015