Jodi Morris

Beauty, Brains, Heart, Strength, Grit and Determination. Muscles, Curves. The very first time I heard her heart beat next to mine, life began anew, and with gusto!

Jodi Morris rocks my world, I could lose myself in her eyes for the rest of my life.

by NotLikelyEvil September 4, 2018

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Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 6, 2018

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vigor mortis

Medical term to describe the condition of an undead person (a.k.a., a zombie

The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.

by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019

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An object that often comes from a fictional country called "Australia". Has a crush on Ahmad Almuti and Ali Maki. Always behind Bailey which means that he might be cheating on Ahmad and Ali.

Unknown sexuality, but mostly gay.
Very in love with short people like Afifi

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"Bro!! No way!! This has to be Hameesh Morrison (fake)"

"Yooo!!! What is this guy's sexuality? This is very Hameesh Morrison"

by Hameesh Morrison April 29, 2019

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