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Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.
Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025
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Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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Minor

Kendrick: tryna strike a chord and its probably A minor
by R kelly supporter July 8, 2024
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Minority Hugger

usually a white person, can be cis, who tries to be friends with minority in order to seem less racist or to seem apart of the minority when they’re not. But overall has this gotta catch them all but refuses to actually accept they are apart of the problem. Also can look to other race groups for minority points when they do the bare minimum.
friend 1: Have you seen so and so story at the protest? They completely just took a photo and left. it’s all over there private story.

friend 2: Weren’t they going off about people who do the same thing. Told you they were a minority hugger.
by kissmygrits April 21, 2021
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sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.
Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?
by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021
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Minor Undertale Worlds

Outertale: Undertale but in space, duh.
Horrortale: Undertale as a horror story.
Mafiatale: Undertale as a cowboy story.
Glitchtale: Undertale as an anime story.
Underpants: Undertale as a fun sitcom.
Underfresh: Undertale for the hippies.
Fanfictales: Generic undertale worlds.
Batter's World: The setting of the game 'OFF' when the batter goes on a quest to purify the world. It was revealed to be a wacky test world created by W.D. gaster.
* Notes: Crossover worlds don't exist. *
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There are many minor undertale worlds.
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by Retardost December 13, 2021
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When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
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