Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much

“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

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Miles McBride

NYK SG/PG and is basically Marcus Smart but a bit worse at defense, and a bit better on offense. And no flopping either.

Miles McBride with the steal!!

by Mowaffles September 7, 2021

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An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

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Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

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