by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.
1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...
2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...
2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"
by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

by Urbanaero February 6, 2019
