middle finger

to show those bloody wankers that you still have your plucking finger originated in the hundred years war. often used in New York City as a way to say hello.

oi you bloody wankers I still have my plucking finger and my longbow! oh and here is a sentence with the word middle finger in it.

by Jarret August 29, 2007

middle-class guilt

The guilty feeling a person experiences when they understand the advantages their privilege has given them in life but are not so privileged so as to far enough remove them from society so that they do not understand their privilege

The main reasons people are charitable activists at Russell group universities are excess free time and middle-class guilt

by slythermetimbers May 22, 2016

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007

Middle School

Schooling that takes place between elementary and high school. Middle-schoolers begin to see where their interests lie, and form friendships that may last until the end of (or after) high school. These friendships may be formed by the emergence of 'cliques' (culturally-structured social groups), which become even more prominent in high school. While middle school amusement is generally fun and harmless, high schoolers like to write immature behavior off as characteristic of middle schoolers.

Middle school duration varies; mine lasted three years.

by Diggity Monkeez March 22, 2005

Middle name

Your second name usually used if your first name sucks or if you move to a different country and your first name sounds stupid in there language

Example Middle name - Yuri sounds stupid in spanish so i went by Alfredo and Alfredo sounds stupid in English so i go by Yuri

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

Middle Seat By The Toilet

An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.

I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!

by Craig R November 13, 2004

Middle Sibling

The forgotten being known to be made before the Younger Sibling and after the Older Sibling. this being is either to young or old to do things the the younger sibling or older sibling desire. yet many middle sibling are known to be depressed or forced to do the older sibling and younger sibling's chores.

Never forget the middle sibling

by BlainaCipher May 30, 2019