miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s

me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs

by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020

Miami Reek

When Miguel goes to Miami he ascends to a new level

Time to go Miami Reek mode

by User118384 July 12, 2021

miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.

Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023

Miami Heat

(verb) the act of pooping in the vent of someone's vehicle.

"Oh damn, Sheila got a Chicago sunroof?" "No...much worse, she got a Miami Heat."

by hannner May 25, 2025

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.

Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Miami Caterpillar

When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.

Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.

by frak_hammer October 20, 2020