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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,
miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling
by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021
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Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.
When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing
by mike charter May 22, 2024
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Miami Makeover

Post coitus, your bitch scoops the spooge and slaps you across the face with it
I cowboyed my man last night and treated him to a Miami Makeover
by T_spin July 25, 2021
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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 21, 2022
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
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