Methority

When somebody has a better way of doing something, better method, they have Methority.

This guy at work tells me what to do and i hate it, but he has methority over me cause he really knows what he is doing

by Hero6453 August 30, 2007

Memeory

Noun. Linked to the verb 'to rememeber'

The faculty by which the brain stores memes.

My photo gallery has been wiped I'll have to resort to memeory.

by DarkKnight932 February 8, 2017

livid meter

A means to gauge how livid something has made you!

That random occurance has made me livid i need to write that up on the livid meter!

by Matt Broomhead March 15, 2007

Ryan Meteer

Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.

Ryan Meteer is fat

by Not Riley Parish September 7, 2020

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008

Sauce-o-meter

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter

(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!

by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009

nerd rage meter

A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.

You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.

by four8three G October 30, 2010