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hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004
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mericicant

n. one who does not know the meaning of the word mericicant
You are no longer a mericicant.
by l7ol7e March 13, 2005
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The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.
Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.
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Ryan Medici

Someone who is as gangster as gangster gets. Likes to make money and grinds for it everyday. A force to not be reckoned with. Cooler than the North Pole but hotter than the sun.
We went to the zoo and saw a Ryan Medici fighting 15 tigers at once.
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Combat Medic

The drunk guy who goes around finishing all the half empty beers, wounded soldier, at the end of a party.
Don't leave a wounded soldier behind...

Don't worry the combat medic will take care of them.
by Drinker007 January 20, 2009
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medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.
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Marick

person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS which is bigger than Vincent's and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time
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