by Prof.dave February 2, 2020
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- For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would.
- And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-.
Of course its real...seriously.
- No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it.
- And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long.
- And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well.
Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.
- For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would.
- And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-.
Of course its real...seriously.
- No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it.
- And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long.
- And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well.
Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.
Person 1: OMG mcdonalds is sooo bad lyk they dont even use real MEAT! its FAKE!
Person 2:: what do they use then?
Person 1: ears! and toe meat!
Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*
Person 2:: what do they use then?
Person 1: ears! and toe meat!
Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*
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