Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.

Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had

by Struth! January 31, 2019

Mat

The cutest person on the earth a chad and very stlyish Mats like eating pie eating any type of food and he adores women and loves dogs.

'Wow that person is truly a mat"

by Matdoggo February 9, 2021

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

Mat

Just a chill dude who likes ducks. (He is really jealous of Ben the duck overlord)

oh hey, its mat. he's a cool guy.

by The Blarg Man May 10, 2024

mat vip

mat vip

hi mat vip

hi person

by thefogiscoming5885 February 26, 2023