Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Mat-stink

The smell that stays with all high school wrestlers.

Baby Jerry won't cuddle with grandpa. He still has that mat-stink from his high school wrestling days

by Gnome Loomski February 28, 2025

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

mat vip

mat vip

hi mat vip

hi person

by thefogiscoming5885 February 26, 2023

mat vip 2024 vip

mat vip 2024 vip

hi mat vip 2024 vip

by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

mat

mat

hi mat

by thefogiscoming5885 February 13, 2023