Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.

“Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
“Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”

by ErectTurtlePoop August 24, 2021

Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl

Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.

by hegh420 November 9, 2021

Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Limeled December 8, 2017

lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

by flaversaver September 13, 2011

Mats

cute,hansome,girl magnet, hot, good in bed

mats is cute

by snoopdoog October 23, 2019

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.

Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had

by Struth! January 31, 2019