Måndagskåt

När man inte kommit under helgen och personen man har sex med har varit borta så du är måndagskåt men måste hålla dej från att onanera

Martin: eyy Josef är du ba kåt eller måndagskåt?
Josef: Eyy man Emma va på sitt landställe i helgen men jag måste hålla mig till efter skolan

by Pojkenmedsvennebyxor November 22, 2019

ManDate

Two men on a nice date

“Mandate, always think of two men on a date”

-Darryl Philbin 2013

by Bobby Bukes73 March 12, 2020

Manda

Manda is a very annoying bitch, she sucks a lot. When she enters your group chat you all groan because you don't want to talk to her. But behind all the teasing, you all really love Manda. She is very funny and creative, and you all love having her around. Stupid bitch.

Oh fuck off Manda, stupid fucking kinnie.

by Vrisrezi July 4, 2020

Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020

mandathon

A period of binge watching the Mandalorian for multiple hours in a row

Person 1: “Dude I just did a mandathon!”
Person 2: “How many episodes did you watch?”
Person 1: “9, and I fell so much better after that emotional breakdown”

by mArNiEeEe January 15, 2021

Mandar

Arguing about something that isn't even a thing.
Or
Being a baby when you lose in an argument totally fairly
Or
Being offended by someone's opinion.

Basically the Indian version of "Karen"

Koustubh was such a Mandar about how I voted in the poll.

by Nempali January 24, 2021

Mandakarrie

This is primarily referring to a single video at the end of the conversation in which you either say "this is the last video" or insinuate that you intend to be completed with your chain of videos yet proceed to send dozens more.

I was talking to Bailey the other day and she pulled a "Mandakarrie" and I was watching her videos for like 3 hours. Totes loved it btw

by 143ilu July 11, 2021