Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

by Minkey March 22, 2005

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Scrotum munch

A scrotum munch is where two gay guys 69 and suck each others scrotums. And then they jack off in a cup and drink the others semen.

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The scrotum munch is only for really hardcore sex-addicts. Only do it if you have had sex at least 100 times. If you are a transvestite, do NOT try this. You don't want to rip your plastic sacks.

ex1: hey, I know a kid and he said that he was a scrotum muncher.

ex2: hey Jay, wanna munch?

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009

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mexican munch

Sexual act where a female munches the dingleberries out of a male's ass crack hair.

Susie: He's a hairy guy.
Betty: I bet he's good for a mexican munch

by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

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Cunt Munch

A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.

Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"

by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014

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