Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
by HiggsHighway March 06, 2021
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mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.
Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?
by H.A.CM March 02, 2014
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id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
by Eric Devlin February 03, 2007
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Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.
Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
by A.rascal September 08, 2022
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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