I'm on a boat

funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success

Person 1:What's up kendyl!
Person 2:I'm on a boat!

by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009

I'm on that weird part of youtube.

It's a comment that has been overused almost to the extent of "An arrow to the knee." It is supposedly posted on videos that are unconventional to the normal video posted. But, usually the video is not that unorthodox and they just use it to get up-voted.

Kittylicklick6969: "I'm on that weird part of youtube."

Me: "Will you please just shut the fuck up."

by Whydoyoureadthisshit May 31, 2012

I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

by rayrayg March 24, 2012

I'm on aux

Someone who is in control of the music at a party/event.

Don't worry, I'm on aux!

by Pluviophilic November 22, 2019

I'm On Yo Neck

Another way of saying you are on someone's ass

"Nigga I'm On Yo Neck for that ugly ass outfit you got on"

by PruittTheKid June 23, 2021

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

I'm On

I'm intoxicated with drugs or alcohol.

Friend: Damn fool I'm on.
You: Cool what you smoke?
Friend: Purp yeaaaah

by thebaykidyaknoe February 9, 2010