mississippi crab dangle

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.
by PinkyDW June 06, 2006
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Mississippi Mud Pie

the most delightful treat of the 3rd millenium. A true mud pie consists of a bottom layer of brownie, a middle layer of chocolate coffee-flavored ice cream, and on top is an ever so lite layer of vanilla cream. This tasty dessert is served with whip cream on the side and can be purchased at the always elegant BB King's restaurant in Times Square, New York City.
Golly that Mississippi Mud Pie was the most delicious dessert I have ever had the pleasure to taste!
by Vinny D1253 April 26, 2010
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Mississippi 3-way

A man, a goat, and a dog.
I heard they caught Earl in a Mississippi 3-way last night.
by H. Pants March 14, 2012
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Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.
Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.
by Profounder May 30, 2010
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Mississippi Mud Pie

A Mississippi Mud Pie takes place when during intercourse, the man has a large wad of snuff in his mouth. When he is about to climax, he spits all of the snuff onto his partners chest and proceeds to ejaculate all over it
Billy Joe and Sally were bangin' last night and he gave her a good ole' Mississippi Mud Pie. He said she wouldn't eat it this time though.
by Mr John Jay April 05, 2017
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Mississippi boat ride

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.
Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.
by mr_boatride January 05, 2010
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Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.
Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.
by Che's_Hands September 21, 2008
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