Your mum has a Mucky Minge
by Minge eater January 24, 2021
The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.
L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'
by Smaybes March 29, 2011
Ming-Yi is a nice girl who is an awesome friend and is very smart. She is a girl of many talents and is good at pretty much everything and has tons of friends.
by -the real keira March 06, 2023
A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."
Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.
Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.
Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!
by Tent peg October 21, 2017
by cutie pie 26 November 13, 2017
Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022