Bring on the meat

A phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in Louisiana and eats beef every day.

Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Oh, I am.

Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.

by HoratioSanchez December 28, 2008

meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

by Juan john January 19, 2019

meat heat

The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.

"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"

by Hurtt January 16, 2009

brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

Meat roll

Fat wad of money

I got meat rolls in my pocket

Boy you do not have no meat rolls

by Mohegan February 22, 2017

meat flaps

The extra fleshy hanging parts of a pussy.

Oh damn! The girls got some serious meat flaps hanging from her pussy.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Yeet That Meat

To beat your meat so hard some may say your yeeting it

Mason: did you Yeet That Meat last night?
Matt: oh hell yea best yeet ive ever had

by gary come home September 27, 2018