Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
by Kitcloudkicker September 28, 2020
Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
Matthew Daddario has my heart.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017
Autistic person who loves to watch gay pornography with his mother and father while masturbating on his cat at teh same time face timing his friends
by Matthew is life September 25, 2017
by jadelbeez June 14, 2022
matthew morrison is a war criminal
by peepeep00p00man November 14, 2020