loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

loose wrench

When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.

After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.

by AnikcuF October 2, 2015

loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014

Loose forward

Another word for a hoe or a slut.

Loose forward originated in Pretoria typically used by boys in Pretoria Boys High

He’s girlfriend cheated on him again ! What a loose forward

by Ants Watson November 7, 2018