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London Metro

A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.
“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
That’s so raftus bro”
by homelessbozo August 31, 2022
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London Legs

London Legs is similar to the term "Sea-Legs" in a way that you are able to stand on London's public transport without stumbling constantly.
Rachel: Hey Kris, see that tourist, he obviously hasn't got his London legs yet.

Kris: Oh yeah!
by rachduckzilla January 23, 2014
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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London Barnes

London Barnes is A very smart girl with a great personality

She acts to be shy but one's y'all become close friends you will learn that she is actually a pretty fun and out going person she's has lot a friend and not with all that drama.
by Lo-nd-on Bar-nes May 31, 2019
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london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.
Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back
by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017
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London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
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Grace and london

Grace and london are the type of people that will smoke a stizzy and get in trouble for it london has no hoes grace has plenty of them grace will force london to do things while london gets bullied by everyone london is fat grace is skinny grace is popular but london has a small friend group
Damn grace and london are bad people
by Bob the Hilde August 20, 2022
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