Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Kido Lava

Most definitely a black star, a vessel of hope. His ancestors favorite son. Also known as shit starter or Jahbae

The lord favors me like am Kido Lava.

by Nqoba December 8, 2021

Lava

The ship name for soulmates. There names are Luke and Ava. These two are meant for each other and Luke should text Ava right now

Hahahahah I ship it, lava

by SAMMIE AND GWEN December 29, 2020

hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 18, 2019

Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024