The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.
Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.
by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025
Get the Trucker lava lamp mug.When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
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Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Mamacita, Now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, Now you're having a snack
Ooh super spicy, IT'S A LAVA ATTACK.
Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Mamacita, Now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, Now you're having a snack
Ooh super spicy, IT'S A LAVA ATTACK.
by Kingbozze April 12, 2025
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