Mike and Angie were enjoying the wedding they had planned for 14 months, when the DJ played a late term abortion and ruined the party.
by speakeasy459 July 31, 2016

The U.S. is uniquely Irish. German Congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French Congress.
by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

The type of meal from the hours of 12- 6 a.m. when the hunger pangs return because you should be sleeping. This applies mostly to college students who stay up studying/whatever instead of sleeping and must therefore go through the process of hunger yet other time.
Crystal: wish i got after hour, starving while studying isnt cool :(
Sergio: right?! someone who finally gets this!! after hour is where its at fo college studentts, what uppppp
Crystal: yeah seriously! that random time when you're hungry at night! after hour is where its atttttt
College Student: (talking to himself) i had breakfast, lunch, and dinner... time for some late night!!
Sergio: right?! someone who finally gets this!! after hour is where its at fo college studentts, what uppppp
Crystal: yeah seriously! that random time when you're hungry at night! after hour is where its atttttt
College Student: (talking to himself) i had breakfast, lunch, and dinner... time for some late night!!
by Sexynesssssss September 26, 2011

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.
by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down
Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
by robin_writes December 7, 2016

by Dougy5000 March 3, 2023
