A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.
Example of chat during lagging
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022
Get the Lag Machinemug. When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.
My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.
by Laggg December 28, 2018
Get the vagina lagmug. Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.
by anti.DOT December 17, 2009
Get the Test Lagmug. When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.
Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
by Avenator14 November 10, 2010
Get the Lag Fightingmug. When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
Get the Crap-Laggedmug. Are you suffering from a severe case of jolty lag?
Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.
Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.
by MLG_Sam August 17, 2016
Get the jolty lagmug. "I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"
by Yuulu November 30, 2016
Get the Cock Lagmug.