platinum lad

A platinum lad is a male with exceptional urban alpha male attributes, such as ability to down pints quickly, have amazing banter and impress others with their general wittiness and awe!

He was a real platinum lad

by Banter saw us September 28, 2023

EPQ Lad

Someone who travels long distances to vape with the cool kids in toilets

"I just walked 10 minutes to vape in the toilets with Oliver and Andrew"

"You are definitely an EPQ lad"

by CoopDog 69420 November 3, 2021

nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of a man, often with soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as if a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

by Plural P October 14, 2021

Lunch Lad

A male who works in a school cafeteria.

“The lunch lad didn’t give me enough nuggets”
“That sucks bruh”

by 3746buttfucker April 22, 2022

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

Not assed lad

something that Rauhzu calls Fear

Ay u not assed lad run my offs in Dh innit bruv

by Rouz October 4, 2022

porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family

Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads

by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022