lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.

"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"

by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011

Lost

1. A crazy awesome show on ABC that needs to answer about 50 million questions and and has fantastic characters and crazy sci fi happenings on an island. A plane crashed on this island and the passengers discovered polar bears, a black smoke monster, and a giant foot, as well as other strange phenomenon. They also met The Others led by Ben Linus who is a lier and a psycho yet strangely trustable. Six passengers made if off the island but then they decided to come back even to save everyone else who they left behind. In doing this they crashed yet another plane. Oh yeah, and there's time travel.

2. the act of not know where one is or what is happening.

1. Did you watch Lost last night!? It was the best episode yet, I can't beleive what Sawyer did!!

2. Last nights episode of Lost had me completely lost.

by ktmo64 March 5, 2009

Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

lobster whore

A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.

"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."

by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009