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lobot

Anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.
Corey:
"Hey dad, why is that lobot here? Who is going to be calling him here at Denny's at 6:00 in the morning?"

Dad:
"Son you don't understand. Lobot's just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they're important."
by W.C. Ford December 23, 2006
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sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system
"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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lobbyhoe

eine lobbyhoe ist ein*e treue Zuhörer*in des Spotify exclusive Podcasts Hobbylos
Ich gab dem Podcasts Hobbylos fünf Sterne, deshalb bin ich eine Lobbyhoe
by dr..anni November 5, 2022
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Rat Lobster

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.
Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!
by David Love May 18, 2008
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Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!
Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.
by the bird of prey February 10, 2014
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larry the lobster

Some gay ass lobster dude, who inspires little kids to do drugs, and commit suicide.
by I love Minecraft December 8, 2016
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Black Lobster

A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.
"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"
by JizzleDizzle September 7, 2005
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