Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020

LEGO

A plastic toy block that hurts like heck if you step or press your hand on it. The toy which will be the future menace of society.

Original definition: A nice and creative toy you can play with.
Newly formed definition: A weapon.

"Someone just attacked me with a weapon!"
"What kind?"

"A lego block!"

by onedirection_pleasecomeback March 12, 2024

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Lego Box

Another word for a full auto sear/switch on the back of a glock

If you say my name or say my gang you hit with LEGO box

by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Legos

Medieval torture device

WHAT THE FUCK I STEPPED ON SOME LEGOS

by trekkiesaregay June 1, 2018