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Ling

One who lingers in large groups; a Ling is not opposed to overstaying their welcome; moreover, Lings express an usual desire to seek housing arrangements with other Lings for reasons not always clear or logical; may be associated with extreme untidiness; Lings tend to be white males in their 20s, however females as well as males of other ethnic backgrounds may also fall under the Ling category.
If you have a place of your own, beware of Lings. They will visit frequently, arriving at early hours of the day and leaving at late hours of the night. If your company leaves behind trash from the local fast food restaurant seek attention immediately; you have been the victim of a Ling. Furthermore, a group of friends may decide to rent a house together, whether or not the decision makes sense financially. Individuals whom linger around the residence of a Ling may be referred to as Half-Lings.
by Starr905 October 13, 2011
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Ling

"yo, I need to smoke a ling!"
by Nora Jane April 1, 2007
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Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.
Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage
by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007
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ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad
person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?
by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007
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Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say

Person: What

You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
by marcus23 November 13, 2013
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ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.
After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.
by your mom February 14, 2007
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by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
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