Xes Lana

The word somone uses when they want to/are talking about anal sex, but don't want anyone else listening to know.

Friend 1: "Hey i had Xes Lana last night with my girlfriend"

Friend 2: "No way, I want Xes Lana but im to scared".

by LohKuro October 6, 2011

lajaya

Lajaya is a mythical creature that only comes out of hiding to makeout with Curtis's. She lurks deep in the condom section of walmart and has an extensive collection of strap ons and dildos

"Hey I can't believe i seen a real life lajaya today!"

by sixtynineamirightladies May 28, 2014

Lana

Lana is usually a dinosaur that likes pooping on the floor.She often has a best friend dinosaur named Korina who is the sexiest person alive.Lana the dinosaur likes twerking with pancakes on her butt cheeks so they jiggle along with her booty.Lana the dinosaur is also a stripper. Her message to the world is RUKURUKUKURRRHAGAUHPPPPR.amen.

lana the dinosaur just fartef in my face.

by dinosaurroor November 9, 2019

Lana

a Lana is usually an, Arrogant, bitch, self-centered, hypocrite, up-themselves, snob, cock sucker :)

I wouldn't like to be a Lana!

by loveyoulotsbabey January 1, 2012

Ca-lana

(kuh-la-na)

A harsh slang about some one that sticks eatable objects in sexual arias or for sexual pleasers (example: watermelon gaping, using wiped cream, bananas, strawberries, etc......)

Dood I bet she is more loose than a hard core ca-lana

by jj101202 November 5, 2020

cootie-lana

the bubbles made from farting when your ass is soapy

i blew a cootie-lana in the shower

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

Lana

beware of lanas. they might be scary stalker peoples that u should stay far far away from. but of course this is only when they are actually short, shaggy haired drug dealers that you annoyed and trying to get back at you. so beware. before they jump out from behind a door and rape you.

omg there goes a lana. HIDE!

by The PoEoRoSoOoN April 16, 2010