lava lamp 

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.

i gave him a good lava lamp last night.

lava lamp by the trippin dippins September 1, 2009

Hippie lamp 

Another name for lava lamps.

Person 1: "Look at this!" *points at lava lamp*
Person 2: "Oh sweet! A pink hippie lamp!"

Hippie lamp by Duckii9487 June 9, 2011

light my lecher lamp 

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)

she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!

light my lecher lamp by michael foolsley October 23, 2011

The lamp shade 

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"

Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade

The lamp shade by Pimp-jamie-b July 12, 2009

lava lamp 

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.

Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!

lava lamp by Tiio January 30, 2004

Hiroshima Heat Lamp 

After a long day of nude (genitals exposed) suntanning/burning, engaging in near criminally violent sex. This has become a classic torture technique perfected in Asia, and most recently implemented in Guantanamo Bay.

I don't think I can leave my house tonight, I am sore from an intense Hiroshima Heat Lamp session this afternoon.

Hiroshima Heat Lamp by Lord Sainsbury of Turville December 20, 2009

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

The Butt-Ass Lamp by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005