Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 29, 2017

G-Lag

The time lapse between someone asking a question and someone responding having Googled the answer.

Person A: Does anyone know the height of mount Everest?

Person B: Hang on, just having a G-Lag . . .

. . . yes, it's 8848m or 29029 ft.

by Green Living Tim September 29, 2011

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

Lag Spike

A lag spike is when a game freezes and then unfreezes. Or when the game go to a low FPS count. And this goes for tv's.

The game had a lag spike then, the lag spike disappeared.

by Jim ivan August 21, 2018

Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 04, 2010

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 04, 2020