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Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy
Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER
by eforce222 June 6, 2019
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People with the name Kyle tend to have larger dicks than people who's name start with "D". They also tend to pick up girls and girls tend to like them more than people who start with "D"
Kyle has a bigger dick than Dylan
Kyle thinks Mia is cute
by Totally real June 12, 2017
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"Kyle you fucking jew!" - Cartman
"Shut up fatass!" - Kyle
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one caught in between the hard knock life of being a thug and an emo. He Doesn't only cut himself he will cut you too!
Jake: Did you see that Kyle walk by!?

Nash: Yeah, I thought we were going to get cut for sure, But he's looking a little depressed so I think we're safe.
by minear April 16, 2008
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1. A provocative guy with a big ego. He's gay and has a finger fetish. He is quite hairy and has a strong passion and true love for penguins.

2. A great and attractive guy who doesn't know it. He loves to dispute and argue almost everything. He would without a doubt argue the second part of this definition but not the first one. He is sweet, gracious, respectful, intelligent, and funny, with an ample capacity for greatness. Not a lost cause in any way. He needs to open his eyes to the second part of the definition and not dispute it.

3. A walrus.
Is he trying to get with that hot guy Matt again!? That is so like Kyle...

That Kyle ate an entire pizza in one sitting. He's gonna get back-fat like a walrus.
by Ohhhwowww March 6, 2010
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Drinks alot of monster, punches drywall, and hates his stepdad. Oh also his only friend is chad
Kyle: wanna drink some monster and play ROBLOX fortnite
Chad: nahhh imma hit that fat juul
by Spaghet_man August 20, 2019
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kyle man whos homosexuality overrides his masculinity, therefore making him vunerable to men, also associates his self with Chuck Norris.
"I was in the mall the other day and saw a Kylecarrying a purse and holding hands with a dude"
"I bet that will hold one in his mouth until the swelling goes down"
by GravelysLucy February 5, 2009
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