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Bee-Knocks

What you look through with one hand to peep at your "smoking hot" neighbor while you jack off with the other.
Regular Joe: So what were you up to last night?

Jeepers Creeper: I was using my Bee-knocks!
by pikx45 July 6, 2010
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.
In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 30, 2019
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Knock daddys

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"
by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009
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Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart
My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock
by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021
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knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems
You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.
by Big timestuff April 20, 2018
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